rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

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babycakesforboobear:

leedstentlovers:

unconventionalkitchenslave:

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

where you put the cucumber

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hi:

thismustbethewayitends:

hi:

so my roommate wasn’t home tonight so I kinda took both our beds and 

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this is best

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night

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ever

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I hope your roommate finds these pictures.

someone is jealous they dont have a super mega ultra king size double bed in their room

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impalasscent:

lowse:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

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marvel fandom strikes

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plainsailingweather:

fuckin CRUSH the idea that men aren’t allowed to show emotion smash the stigma surrounding male sensitivity it is terrible

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